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Sep. 6th, 2009 @ 02:27 pm In Memoriam
Current Mood: morose
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Tiny Tim a.k.a. "Timmy," my retarded psycho crippled bird has passed away.  He was a mean-spirited, anitsocial bastard with a limp, which made him the perfect pet for me. Timmy, I will miss you biting my finger, freaking out over concert music, and pooping more than all the pets I've ever owned combined. I love you, Tim, and I miss you already.
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why me?
Jun. 13th, 2009 @ 09:19 pm bummed
Current Mood: listless
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Ugh I just want out. I'm assuming i'm depressed or something of that sort because I've been perpetually tired since I can remember. Or perhaps it's because my family disrupts my sleep every morning with their loudness and annoying existance. Still searching for a job which would be a hell of a lot easier if my mother could stop talking about it for 5 minutes. I really want one but here continuous jibberjabber about it really makes me want to become a hobo to spite her. I called Wendy's and apparently they're hiring, but I have to wait until Monday to get in touch with the manager (blah). I might have a chance there because I know a couple of people who work there and apparently my comprehension of the English language is an advantage for me.

In other news I had to change my orientation date so now I will most likely know no one there and I'll have to be all sociable and stuff which would normally be okay, making new friends and suchlike, but as of now I'm dreading the whole affair, including sleeping in UML's closets...erm dorms for the night. Ickmeister.(Note to self: bring your squishy pillow)
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why me?
May. 21st, 2009 @ 11:34 am Finis
Current Location: school
Current Mood: thankful
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Prom's tomorrow, and I don't know what to do with my hair.

I'm going to Blaine and I'm going to get an updo, but I have no ideas. If anyone else does, let me know :-).

In 24 hours, I will be outta here!!!!

Finally, I found out that Hulu is not blocked here. Too little to late.
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Apr. 14th, 2009 @ 07:45 pm And now, for something completely different...
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A man with three buttocks. Oh he cancelled? Well in that case:

My prom dress http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/X6.aspx?DeptID=50434&CatID=68312&GrpTyp=PRD&ItemID=157df07&attrtype=&attrvalue=&CMID=50434%7c50444%7c68312&Fltr=&Srt=&QL=F&IND=24&cmVirtualCat=&CmCatId=50434|50444|68312
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oh yeah! strike a pose!
Apr. 7th, 2009 @ 12:17 pm Touche!
Current Mood: groggy
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Ok karma got me. I write an angry hypothetical ode to the FOX network and they kill off my favorite of House's ducklings. Maybe if I say "Dear ancient demons of screwing Bailey over, I'm sorry I opinionize," they'll kill off Taub like they should have in the first place.
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Mar. 27th, 2009 @ 11:43 pm What the Hell, CBS and FOX? A poem by Bailey Lizotte
Current Mood: depths of despair
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What the hell, CBS and FOX?
I do not appreciate your anti-Bailey scheduling
Do you not realize that you have scedule my favorite shows at the same time?
Not everyone has Teevo, CBS and FOX.

How am I to choose between my British love and my gay love?
And how am I to know what shenanigans Sheldon is getting into?
Do you not care, CBS and FOX?
Do you not feel my pain?

American Idol does not need to be on any more.
It's old, stop screwing with my schedule.
And why is the Late Late show on at 12:35?
I need to get up early, and that 5 minute delay by Letterman irks me.

It was summer, and it was hot.
Rachel was there.
A lonley gray couch.
"Oh look!" cried Ned. And the kingdom was his forever.

Take heed, CBS and FOX
You will lead to my demise, or perhaps your own/
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Hate you!
Mar. 26th, 2009 @ 10:10 am ick
Current Location: school
Current Mood: sick
Current Music: ringing in my ears
eeep. ugh arms ache from 60 billion shots yesterday (i exaggerate, but only slightly). i have a dance quarterly tomorrow which will suck immensly if i can't lift my arms as my doctor said would be a side affect for a few days for on of the vaccination.  also, i think i'm running a slight fever, but i really can't tell. my arms won't lift to my head. did not sleep last night so crabby and elmoishly not correctly applying syntax. on the other hand, not sleeping made it surprisingly easy to recall what i had studied last night.
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why me?
Jan. 14th, 2009 @ 11:11 am Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Current Location: behind you
Current Mood: moody
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Proof that I have too much free time during school, even with web filters:




Person X: What ever happened to the Private Eye?

Me: The Private Eye went insane having found out that House made out with Cuddy instead of him, and currently lives in the sewers under Princeton Plainsboro Hospital,with Vogler and Tritter, plotting his revenge against House, and on Tuesday evenings sleeping with Chase.




Person X: In a battle among Cameron, 13, and Cuddy, who would win?

Me:  13 would end up dying from Huntington's, and an angstful Private Eye would come out the the sewers and shoot Cuddy, so it would be Cameron.




Person X: If House could have any superpower, what would it be and why?"

Me: He would be able to poop macademia nut pankcakes because they are more dear to him than Vicodin.




Person X: Is Cameron really in love with Chase?

Me: Cameron was in love with Amber. Now she knows no love.




Person X: Who has the strangest favorite food and what is it?

Me: Cuddy eats babies...but Wilson eats prostitutes.




Person X: When will they have a Doctor diagnose a patient correctly the first time?

Me:    House: Lemme guess. You have some form of genital rot.

          Wilson: You can read me like a book
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oh yeah! strike a pose!
Jan. 13th, 2009 @ 12:14 pm ; )
Current Location: skewll *barf*
Current Mood: listless
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funny pictures of cats with captions
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Look at me i'm an idiot
Aug. 10th, 2008 @ 10:06 pm Oh My
Current Location: living room
Current Mood: indifferent
Current Music: dr. horrible : )

Um...yeah so this is my 3rd post in my journal, so I guess my ratio of accessing this site for House Fanfiction to using it for its ultimate purpose is approximately 113 to 3.





"Thank you, if you'll pardon the pun."
"What pun?"
"Wasn't there one? I'm sorry"

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May. 10th, 2008 @ 10:34 am Yay!
Current Mood: jubilant
AP test is done.I'm finished with history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i'm high on liiiife
May. 10th, 2008 @ 10:34 am Writer's Block: Scaredy cat

What animal frightens you most, and why?


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I'm afraid of spiders because of their hairy little legs.
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Jan. 28th, 2008 @ 06:35 pm SAT Registration
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: None

Is a bother.

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why me?
Jan. 6th, 2008 @ 08:41 pm Sweeney Todd: IT'S DANIEL O'HIGGENS!!!
Current Mood: full

I went to Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd last week after months of anticipation.  I had been a huge fan of the Broadway musical and was excited to see that I would get to discuss something I was interested in with my friends, who couldn't have cared less about the play.: \ Of course many viewers have acclaimed the movie as the best picture of the year, (I somewhat hope they did not see the play) while others bashed it for the bloodbath that they witnessed as Todd took his revenge among the people of Fleet Street. I wonder if the audiences opinions would differ if the all-star cast was taken away...

I myself was torn between my love of the play and my happiness that the play was made into a movie (Ok, and the Johnny Depp/Alan Rickman duet).  I liked the movie and I'm sure it was even more amazing than I thought, but I had been brainwashed with my own dillusion that I would be seeing a play rather than a movie. I also entered the arena somewhat biased (not only did I kow that Johnny Depp would not be able to match the vocals of previous Sweeneys, but I also held a grude against Tim Burton for making me sit through those 90 minutes of hell that some people call Corpse Bride). Of course I wasn't expecting the play to be dupicated and recast, but there were changes that made me realize that Burton had butchered the Barber (ooooh what alliteration! hehehehehehehe).

Alright I'm going to separate all of my complaints into three catagories.  The first is the completely unforgiveable stuff that makes me seethe just to think about.  The second is the stuff that wasn't absolutly necessary but would have made the movie ten times better.  The third is little nit-picky stuff that bug me and I personally think should change.

COMPLETY UNFORGIVABLE

* Where was the Ballad of Sweeney Todd? Nowhere. That's right!  Why? Because there was no Company to sing it! The Ballad of Sweeney Todd is a recurring song throughout the story, mirroring Todd's shortening path toward revenge.  I can somewhat understand why they didn't have the first and last parts because (a) in the first part Sweeney comes back from the dead. One of the lines he sings in this is "What happened then? Why, that's the play and he (Sweeney) wouldn't want us to give it away."  The deliverance of this line suggests that not only is this just a atory (which is something that movies NEVER want to admit) and that the whole movie will just be a reeactment of Todd's story; and (b) the final version of the Ballad, where all the dead come back to life to sing this finale, once again it gives the sense that this didn't happen, where the movie may have wanted to leave with the "reality" of what the audience had just witnessed.  However, it was quite unnecessary to cut out all of the about 8 versions that occur throught the story. They add emphasis to the fact that Todd has become a souless killer, rather than the movie's impression (that I had at least) that he was a lamentable man justly seeking revenge.

*This also really bothered me:  Lucy (the begger woman) was not in the movie enough at all.  Had I not seen the play, I would have thought that the fact that Lucy was Todd's wife was completely random.  There were so many essential scenes for Lucy's character. The opening when Todd and Antony arrive in London, for example, should have included Lucy seeing Sweeney for the first time.  This would have also been the moment when she realizes she has seen this man before and says "Don't I know you, mister?"  Sweeney would have then pushed her away, unaware that this was his wife. This would have cause that audience to think back at the end and realized that if he'd given her the time of day in the beginning, he wouldn't have had to kill anyone at all, especially his own wife, whose "death" he was attempting to venge, ironically.

*In my opinion, they made a fatal error when casting Timothy Spall as the Beadle.  The Beadle in the play had a remarkable tenor voice and was able to hit notes not even concievable by Spall.  Oh when I heard his voice, I think somehow my heart was drilled into my lungs and I started quivering so much I was afraid I had movement disorder. I'm somewhat glad that they cut his song short because those 16 or so bars that he sang were utterly unbearable.  And to top it all off, he seemed to have a progressing crush on Todd!  I swear, every time he looked at him he seemed to be attempting to say "I want you Sweeney.  And I know you want me and my disgusting voice.  Aren't I pretty?"  Honestly, I need to block that man out of my mind.

* Johnny Depp's reaction to his wife's death was slightly underplayed, I think.  I mean, he just brutally murder his Lucy and all he can say is, "What have I done?" in that teeny little voice and then he proceeds to kill Lovett.  Maybe I've been spoiled by George Hearn. Why don't you judge for yourself? Here's the link to Hearn's reaction.  It's kind of in the middle-ish:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n4alsWAdL0Q

I have to stop venting for now.  I'll continue later....I've barely begun!!!!




 

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kickass (stewie)

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